she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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