We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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