Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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