what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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