but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
honey bunches of taint.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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