I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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