I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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