I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
