I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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