Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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