The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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