I'm going to jail i love you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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