I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I am available for nakedness
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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