absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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