i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Quick, to the slutcave!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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