after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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