If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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