you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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