Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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