yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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