Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
