Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
