Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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