How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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