First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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