Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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