i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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