i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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