Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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