She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
