I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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