We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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