Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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