I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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