stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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