I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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