he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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