Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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