Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
