we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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