we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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