Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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