I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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