So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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