I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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