so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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