I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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