I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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