I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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