One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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