So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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