Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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