and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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