Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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