He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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