____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
