Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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