it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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