do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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