I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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